"We don't do coffee."
This is a first in 15 years of diner crawling. Definitely a Hall of Fame entry.
They do have bonsai coke, must be an artisanal thing. Prince sized drinks win no awards.
Decor: Very nice Queen sized booths! and some communal plastic braai furniture. More Kurt Darren than Deep Purple. There is a bar which offers Fire on The Water.
Menu: Flavorless Pulled pork variations, uncrispy tacos, burgers, and pizza. Aspiring Tex Mex.
Atmosphere: This falls like a Led Zeppelin. Awful Techno dance party. Anything playing but rock. Waiters yelling at people on the phone or to each other. Despite being the only customer (can't imagine why) I was lowest on the list of priorities.
I can't get no satisfaction.
Update: Rockstar Diner died at 27 weeks. Probably suicide. This could have been a hit had they just lived up to their name.
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