Newport Beach Road ☢

Cappuccino with foam mountain R17.50 (Newport House blend)

A dirty brew straight from the bilgepump. Land Ahoy! So much foul silt it needs an airstrip. Considering the amount of shoveling-through-foam required to reach the coffee one would expect gold, but perhaps it's a coverup. Service is like a lazy schooner on holiday captained blind.
Food is relatively expensive, garnished with a single worm-eaten mulberry leaf.
Newport? More like old board.