Cravings, Sea Point, ☢

Cup of foam with foam R18 (Euro Cafe)

Foam! Do you crave foam? Then this cup of foamy foam is for you. Literally 75% foam. A dirty bitter bottom layer finally crawls from the primordial ooze after a lot of lactose mining. The large size is the same as the regular anywhere else.

If you're desperate for food you may find the menu hard to swallow - A slim choice of omelette or sandwich with... well I don't know and neither does the waiter... available ingredients are not listed and the customer must figure out what the kitchen has by finding the cook and asking them. Food is flavourless and omelettes are milked or powdered.
There is no cake.
It seems the owner has never been in a restaurant, too busy bragging to customers about the 'concept' to worry about what they're consuming. I was the only customer for half an hour at lunch time. It's a pity; the decor is really Alice-in-Wonderland cute with striped walls and white tables.
You'll leave this place craving real food and coffee. I give it 6 months.