La Playa, Waterfront, ☢

Coffee (Jacobs)

Is someone playing a joke? La cup au cafe is so bad it makes the dregs look appealing! To get a sense of the flavour imagine lying face-first on a wet rugby field, now open your mouth and chew on dirt while someone kicks the back of your head in. Each sip causes involuntary shudders of ick. 2 Sugars didn't help. Dying of thirst is preferable.