Wharfside Grill, Hout Bay ☢

Cappuccino with foam (Beans from Africa)

Chocolatey, nutty, foam decks a highly acidic brew suitable for scrubbing the decks. This disaster literally tastes like an oilslick with hints of varnish, most likely scraped from the side of the wharf. Even the manager didn't know the brand and suggested I call it shit.
I really must get my tastebuds insured.

Very expensive menu, average food, publike wooden interior. Friendly, naughtical service and atmosphere suitable for captains who don't want to mingle with the mariners below decks at the takeaway.