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We're genetically programmed to avoid places with bad water. So I dig up the dirt on the best and worst coffee around Cape Town and South Africa.
Been somewhere good? Got a new menu? Find DR on Facebook, leave a comment, and I'll don my hat and investigate.
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2014/04/03

Obz Cafe Observatory :(


Latte. In a chipped glazz with dirty napkin.
Painfully bitter taste of a dirty pot will have you zeeing ztarz. Iz thiz milk or manure? My tongue'z biology evolved over millionz of yearz to avoid bad flavour.

Pizza Zpecial 
Zervice is painfully zlow, even when empty, zo be prepared to wait a while for a waitrezz.

Diner decor with open kitchen meanz you get loadz of machine noize with your order, zmothered in a topping of extra loud elevator muzic.

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