Not expecting much from this coffee I was not disappointed. Hidden under Area 51 of the baby cup is a powerful chemical laxative.
The cup boasts "Made with beans grown at a higher altitude, resulting in a finer, more distinctive tast and aroma. Enjoy!"
Whoever wrote that was high, probably on McCoffee - this cup is a bitter chemical barrel of flavoured water, the type you find on an old farm.
Have you noticed how companies advertise their flaws? There is no aroma. The command to enjoy was not obeyed, and I usually love it when companies tell me what to feel about their products.
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