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2011/11/17

Bella Gina Grand West ☢

Cappuccino with foam mountain (Lavazza)
A dusty brew that smacks of cobblestones and cartwheels. Literally like licking a wall. Gina may be bella but her coffee's crapola. A bitter aftertaste sings a sad aria of temperature and baristaless manufacture.
A minimale dessert menu with sedan selection rather than Lamborghini delights. A bland sugary cocoa fridge tart cut into discs attempts to impersonate the advertised chocolate roulade.
Faux outdoor seating with villa-esque water features and a few student murals.
Friendly efficient service, until you have to wait for food or the bill.
Bello non bella

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