Bitter and burnt, this extra full roast shits on the tongue like a gonorrhetic Alsatian. Milk and sugar turn the sludge into a milky sugary sludge. Parading as an Italian restaurant this Spanish named Moroccan styled bistro offends almost every country. There's bad German Coffee, sticky Czech cake, greasy Spanish sausage, and bland Greek cheese and... oh wait the Parma ham from South Africa at least fakes an Italian accent.Oversaturated French posters add to the ancestral confusion.
Staff are loud but quick due to absence of custom. Red tablecloths are a magnet for flies.
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